Mexican Man's Family Drama: Stavros Halkias Stand-Up

Mexican man's dad is ruining his life | Stavros Halkias | Stand Up Comedy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZRFjSHlxiN4&si=-L9_3G3CDlR_TIxQ

got the outdoors you sure you guys like it here yeah you don't like it why not man you're from Mexico okay you grew up Mexico are you yeah why don't you come here when you were eight you trying to go back what are you thinking my dad was always like we're going back to Greece right and you would always say that it's like why would we do that like this America sucks dick but it's still the bad you know I mean it's still the best option there's no good ones we uh your family came I'm guessing you didn't have really you didn't pick up and move as an eight-year-old yeah so why why don't you like Denver what about it you just don't like the Vibes yeah yeah it should go bad for you here always it's just you all right you you switched up your they don't speak Spanish your English is pretty good though you know what I mean you know why do you mean Spanish I mean no one speaks Greek either but I don't give that much that's all right you're proud of Mexico that's all right that's nothing wrong with that but [ __ ] is going bad for you though is that you're not doing well enough is your whole family still in Denver just my dad and my and my mom but they're getting divorced they're getting divorced now oh you don't know them what if he beats the [ __ ] out of his mom they're gonna have a horrible [ __ ] I don't know I'm sorry to accuse your father are you the only child you have a brother how old are you you're 21. so are you the youngest or oldest youngest so they waited till you were 21 to get divorced how old are your parents you don't know yeah is that right 40 50. 60. okay damn so who who initiated do you feel like talking about this I'm sorry I just want to get over it I'm just gonna go watch a night of Comedy it's pretty traumatic to have my family torn apart but I'm gonna have a nice easy going item

so what do you think is the reason your parents got divorced

your dad your dad's out for some new [ __ ] at 60 damn dude damn that's truly 100 what it is huh interesting okay and is he doing well in life how is he like why does he think why does he think he can do this is he hot is your dad hot no is your mom hot no disrespect Who's hotter would you [ __ ] his mom his dad okay so neither one of them were that [ __ ] but your dad's like it's time to [ __ ] go I don't give a [ __ ] damn he's an [ __ ] he's a bit cheesy cheated before anything yeah yes yeah all right interesting now he's gonna make it official what's the point huh do you have any do you have a girlfriend or anything like that he's got a fiance he's not even divorced oh they got divorced two weeks ago fiancee damn that's [ __ ] up dude moving into the house that you grew up in what the [ __ ] it's not Denver's not the issue bro you don't hate Denver your dad's a piece of [ __ ] damn dude I'm sorry that sucks it's your mama where's your mom

let's go [ __ ] this guy's dad up what do you guys saying holy [ __ ] yeah yeah man I'm just trying to kind of ask some general Denver questions I don't know how we got I don't know how we got all into this but I'm sorry dude all right well does anybody like hiking I don't know that's that was my next question I don't know how we got all the way into your father do you guys so is anybody here is your father cheating on you no is he for real he did cheat on you for real yeah damn what happened with your dad dude

what kind of Mexican is he like what style Conquistador Mexican women you look you're one of the whitest people I've ever seen in my life he wasn't Mexican be honest really okay no can you take your idea out [ __ ] take your idea all right too late [ __ ] you dude [ __ ] you how dare you that would have been so funny what's your name Jacob wow wow that's so much try to gentrify this man's story [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] thank you